The Gothsicles Shoot Pelvis Lasers at The Fuze Box, Albany, NY, 9.5.2014 (ExHuman Exiversary II)

Pelvis Lasers!!!

Pelvis Lasers!!!

On Friday, September 5th, the year of our lord 2014, The Gothsicles descended upon Albany, NY for Exhuman’s second Exiversary. For those that do not know, among the most prominent buildings of my city’s skyline is a giant Egg. The combination of weirdness created a hole in space-time, which resulted in an unsuspecting Brian Groupner, (occupation: musician) to begin shooting pelvis lasers.

The following images were recovered by forensic evidence experts, taken by an unidentified photographer, at the scene of the devastation, which left a large swaths of our fair city mostly –regrettably– destroyed.

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It appears, at first, the carnage may have remained localized.

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There may have been some type of power surge, which as yet, remains scientifically unexplained...

There may have been some type of power surge, which as yet, remains scientifically unexplained…

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As this image shows, the destruction soon became wide-spread.

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Forensic experts believe this may have been the incident’s epicenter…

Authorities, working in conjunction with the US military, are hoping some survivors may be found –to help piece together a timeline of events and prevent future catastrophes.

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